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 tuesday, january 23Mrs. Malaprop "She's as headstrong as an allegory on the banks of the Nile." - Mrs. Malaprop, The Rivals, Sheridan Oops! I did it again. I only wish that my malapropism was as elegant as that of Mrs. Malaprop. Alas, it seems to revolve around the "p" word. P as in penis. Given my current predilection for M&M's Peanut Butter, I recently petitioned the Upper Terrace Market to include them in their fine selection of sweet confections. "M&M's Peanut Butter. They're the ones in the red pack. They're just like Reeses Penis..." There was a pause. Actually, a very pregnant pause as my mind ticked over what had just popped out of my mouth and as the woman to whom I was making my petition, digested what I said. We both turned bright red and burst out laughing. And, she laughs every time I buy a pack. "Peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut..."
Brad really should be running the show. All of it. The whole kit and ka-boodle, so to speak! More grooviness on the t-shirt front! What the new k10k t's might look like. 83% of Canadians have a uniform fetish "The Department of National Defence recently came close to running an advertisement claiming the vast majority of Canadians have a 'uniform fetish.'" [ via aaronland] Dan Bricklan's Crouching Tiger and education [via anil dash] Crouching Sapphire, Hidden Bastard [via MetaFilter] Yesterday? Kicking the girls who kick ass. |
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