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link this, baby!  friday, february 09

"Bad dates." - Sallah, Raiders of the Lost Ark

There's nothing funnier than hanging around in kitchen with a bunch of women and bitching about bad dates, especially if two of those women have dated the same person at some point far enough in the past that raw wounds have had an opportunity to heal.

I wouldn't say that I've had more than my fair share of bad dates, but it's my opinion that there's something in the water back east that makes men nuttier than fruitcakes.

Perhaps it's all that estrogen coursing through the New York water systems?

*Gasp*

Don't get your panties in a bunch, I'm no man hater. I like men and I don't doubt that men have just as much to say about the horrors of dating as women do. Everyone has at least one bad date story in them.

Dating is an ugly, but necessary journey that pretty much all of us will undertake at some point in our lives. Once the tsunami of hormones breaks over us at puberty, it's game over.

I could tell you the one about the guy who Nair's his butt, but that would be taking the bridge too far. I'll spare you that. It's Friday after all and I wouldn't want to cause any unnecessary mental trauma.
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