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link this, baby!  thursday, may 3

These aren't the droids you're looking for

Jezebel is not Jezebel "Southern Culture, Urban Style," but that doesn't stop people from believing:

"I am a subscriber since Augest of 2000. First I would like to say that I am glad there is a mag now designed for thoes who love Atlanta and it's unique flavor of style. [snip] I was however a little dissapointed with the web site. I was hoping to find a data base of Atlanta's best. If I wanted to know who was the BEST hair designer in the city, or to find the ratings that you gave A-town's top 100 resteraunts. I also thought that the white background was a bit blan considering all of the quality photos I have seen in the mag. The navigation of the sight was a bit weird as well. These are only suggestions and I hope that they will be taken with a grain of salt. Again I think the Magazine is top notch and hopfully you will branch out to the surrounding areas like Athen!"

"XXXXX, an upscale boutique for full-figured fashions, is hosting a Givenchy trunk show on May 5. This would be a perfect opportunity for Jezebel to plan a full-figured fashion piece. The trunk show will focus on fall trends and fashions, which would be perfect for your August issue. Afterall, healthy is 'in,' and skinny is out. And besides, almost half of the American female population wear size 12 or higher."

"My name is XXXXX and I currently reside here in Atlanta.  This past weekend I was chosen by Tearsheet Magazine for a call-back at a modeling/casting event and to possibly have my photograph featured in an upcoming issue of their magazine.  I was also referred to your company by XXXXX of Tearsheet Magazine and was told that Jezebel would be a great place to begin for finding much needed exposure in the modeling industry."

"hope this address is right. i lost your card on the shoot. it was good to see you. just wondering if you guys were looking for photographers, or if you knew somebody who was. if so, i would be very interested. take care"

"I saw your underwear when you got in the limo. Athough, I dnt think you were wearing any... Better for me..."

"I am trying to find the issue with Mark DeRosa of the Atlanta Braves on the cover. He is a scheduled guest on our show on monday the 12th. please help me in finding the issue by this weekend. I am the producer of the show sports unlimited in Atlanta and would like to use the cover of the magazine for a still shot of Mark with the baseball bat that he is holding/call at XXX-XXX-XXXX."

"I would like to order from you that part of the Jezebel magazine, where Ben Affleck was on the cover. "The Golden Boy" So I hope you can send me an answer, a good answer."

"I am sending my resume outlining my professional experiences for consideration for any writer/editor or proofreader position that may be open with your company at this time."

It's obvious to me that my site isn't a magazine. I could wallpaper the bathroom with the resumes that I've received. Would you want to hire someone who doesn't take the time to do a little research? Perhaps I should be more specific:

Jezebel "Northern Angst, Urban Legend."
Egon Schiele, Self-Portrait with Chinese Lantern Fruit, 1912

Yesterday? A murder of crows.




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