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link this, baby!  monday, may 14

Bastards

The "No Stopping Here" signs that have littered the corner of Cole & Carl for the past few days should have been the first clue. I've seen that pop-a-matic cluster signage before. Toronto, New York, Montreal, makes no difference. It only means one thing. Evil movie people are on their way. Bastards.

Toronto. Queen Street West. What do you need to make Toronto look like New York? USPS mail boxes, large, round, overflowing mesh garbage cans, graffiti, and even more garbage strewn willy nilly. "I'm sorry miss, you'll have to walk on the other side of the street." "But I live in that block." "Well, you'll have to wait cause we're filming." "Bite me!" I didn't actually say that, but I wanted too. Repeat every four weeks. Bastards.

New York. East Third Street. The street wasn't quite pretty enough for scenery though it was perfect parking for those large, white trucks that house everything from generators to bagels. These trucks will not function without their motors running. All the time. Running motors generate carbon monoxide. Lots of it. Repeat ever four weeks. Bastards.

Montreal. Rue Carmichael. Dead Awake. One scene involving copious amounts of very loud, startling gunfire was filmed directly below the apartment. It took over twenty four hours to film. Gunfire all day and all night. I so wanted to kick Stephen Baldwin's skinny, white ass. Bastards.

And today? I'll be the one with the bullhorn screaming obscenities.

Please post bail.
Speaking of "bite me," how about a Dracula theme park?

Only in France. "Several hundred activists stormed an industrial zone north of Paris Saturday to try to 'free' the stars of the titillating French reality TV hit 'Loft Story' from their heavily-guarded compound." [via Plastic]

Rolls-Royce Recalls Vehicles. Good thing we're prepared. [via MetaFilter]

David has a brand new weblog.

Quentin Shih, The Surrealistic City, #5 , 1997

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