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 monday, june 11Spam-o-rama-lama-ding-dong II We disparage spam, but there's a whole lot of unsolicited love flowing through my various mail filters* these days. It's all in the subject: The author became more frenetic when I didn't respond. You can tell by the increasing number of exclamation points. Can't you just feel the love? I almost feel guilty for not responding And they worry about our sex lives: Then again, some people seem to have a few issues: Looser than my girlfriend? Ew. If I had a penis, I'm sure that I'd want it to be bigger: * I filter " " (four spaces - kills most spam), "!!" (overly excited), "??" (overly inquisitive), "FREE" (there's no such thing as a free lunch), "$" (as if), "mortgage" and "stock" (too poor), "loan" (too much debt), and a few others. I can see the folly of my ways. I know that I'm going to miss "Heather, your stock options from that last failed startup are now worth big bucks, call me toll-free for details on how to get your $$."
"The morality police Our hysterical attempts to shield kids from images of sex and violence are stunting young lives -- and trapping us all in a Big Lie." - The morality police Crooning Eugene. We can't say much more. [via k10k] Bravo! is going to broadcast BMW's The Hire series. Check your local listings. Friday? Cowboy? |
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