harrumph! still crazy

thursday, july 26

"Step into the spotlight for the game that will make you feel like you're in a disco inferno! This innovative game offers fun and excitement and a great workout! Features hot, pulsating dance music with a glittering light show. You can dance with a partner, or go solo on the dance floor. If your skill level gets high enough, look for hidden modes to get down with."

So, I finally got up the nerve to try Dance Dance Revolution last night. You know, that arcade game where you hop around according to patterns generated by a computer. How hard could it be?

The machine booed me.

Repeatedly.

I suck.

TP1: Voice your opinion in the "official" harrumph! toilet paper aesthetics poll over at alt.sense. choose wisely, grasshopper!

TP2: The gadget on the right does nothing to resolve the issue.

TP3: Shmuel's commentary on conservancy at Powazek should bring some semblence of seriousness to this conversation. "It has been shown in many lab tests and field research projects that 'tongue inward rolling' reduces paper consumption. This is because the tension caused by pulling out & up ensures the paper is ripped sooner. Like Mom said, "Take what you can eat. You can always come back for seconds."

TP4: Mark suggests the Madison Museum of Bathroom Tissue

Nicole and Michael have documented their exhibition 'Paintings Painted.' Click on the map to view the individual works.

Robert Browne, Self Portrait, 1995.

Yesterday? All things toilet paper.

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