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link this, baby!  tuesday, july 31



It's the end of the month and you know what that means.... No, silly, it's not cheesy clip-art day. It's time to prepare for the first of the month and all that can be yours with the simple utterance of "rabbit, rabbit!"

Here's the poop. The first words out of your mouth on the first day of the month must be "rabbit, rabbit". This is doubly important if your birthday occurs that month. "Rabbit, rabbit" will ensure good luck. And who couldn't use a little good luck these days?

If you forget, don't fret. Just make sure that "tibbar, tibbar" are the last words out of your mouth as you fall asleep and you're covered.

I've completely goofed the past couple of months by shouting something along the lines of "Tigger, NO!" His royal highness tends to woof for his breakfast at an ungodly hour. I'm bound and determined to change my luck for August. I'll muzzle the pup if I have to. I shall not be denied. Good luck shall be mine.

Rabbit rabbit!
Chris Keeling, Self-portrait.

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