thursday, august 09|
Well, the response was so positive to my original "when I am queen" musings, that I've decided to proffer this second item for your perusal: Happy Eyebrows.
Happy Eyebrows? This is going to be a little more difficult to explain than which way the toilet paper hangs. It's all about the direction of the individual brow hairs. Happy Eyebrows are swept upwards along the line of the eyebrow. Unhappy Eyebrows have hairs that hang downward into the area between the brow and the eye itself.
Meeting an individual with Unhappy Eyebrows can leave one with a sense of sadness. When I am queen, everyone shall at the very least have the appearance of happiness. Those who are truly unhappy will, of course, have every resource made available to them to be happy. Mine shall be a happy queendom. You're all invited.
Please note: Unhappy Eyebrows are not to be confused with Wild Man Eyebrows, a feature familiar on those of the male gender of advancing years. The hairs spring willy nilly from the brow in a somewhat excited manner. There is really no hope for Wild Man Eyebrows and they should be seen as a mark of experience among the community. Wild Man Eyebrows may be accompanied by Wild Man Ears, but the less said about that, the better.
And just in case you were wondering, I am not going to check myself into a mental health facility any time soon.
Photoshop tennis. Tomorrow, Friday, Mike Schmidt from K10k faces Michelangelo Capraro of hopbot in a regional shootout, live from SF.
Amanda forwarded this rabbit link. What's with the pancake? I hope it's not a recipe site.
Gary Hill, Inasmuch as it is Always Already Taking Place, 16 channel video installation (NTSC, black-and-white, sound) with 16 modified video monitors, synchronizer, and niche, 1990.
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