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link this, baby!  saturday, september 29

Spam of the week

"Dip me in honey & throw me to the Lesbians."

Doesn't that subject seem lyrical? Course, the content quickly descends into the nasty as these things tend to do. I'll say one thing for spam, it's been educational. The things I've learned from my inbox. I was oh so naive.

That particular email beat out "I love you and I don't want you to die" (for the zillionth time) and "Add REAL Inches To Your Package! GUARANTEED?"

What's up with the use of "package" as a euphemism for penis? Penis seems to have worked for thousands of spam that have come before.

"THE REAL WAY TO ADD TRUE SIZE TO YOUR PENIS--NATURALLY" and "Natural PENIS ENLARGEMENT...FREE INFO."

Say it with me.... Penis! Penis! Penis!

And speaking of package, I finally got around to watching Enterprise last night. What's up with the decontamination gel?
Humour therapy. Rat Race and Zoolander.

Consumer therapy. Pitaniello Sugar Rings.

Rabbit rabbit!

Yesterday? Reading hygiene.







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