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wednesday, october 03

Questions answered II

My goodness. So many questions. I will confess that I edited out a name and/or URL or two. Identifying the author wasn't my point, or I would have taken it into account with appropriate input fields. I wanted you to let your hair down and be free to ask the Great Oracle what you will. And many of you did.

I've sunk anchor tags into the code if you want to claim a question. View the source (luke).

I'm not picking favourites, really, but the Jakob and web standards answers are the silliest.

Without any further ado, the answers....

Does an oppressed person necessarily know that she/he is oppressed?

Gemini, the sign of the twins, assures you can talk your way into it.

When will writers on all levels and all fronts be brave again? Or does the spectre kill itself instantaneously with the terrible vultures that came from the sky?

You've drawn the Queen of Spades: look to a dark-haired woman for the answer.

Are the bugs _really_ all over me?

The Chariot card indicates victory over adversity.

Will I ever be able to come home?

Mercury avows your wish will be granted after a reversal.

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

The Crystal Ball shows an open road ahead.

What does the future hold?

Aquarius, the sign of the Water Bearer, recommends you consider another course of action.

I lost my job, damn economy, should I look for another job or write a novel? If its the novel do you have any good ideas for a plot?

Pluto, the planet of transformation, commands you to forget about it.

should i move far away next year or stay put right here?

According to the Palm Reader, the girdle of Venus indicates you should rely on your imagination - your dream can be a reality.

Caribbean Island: small bed and breakfast or large hotel with on again off again lover?

The Stars urge you not to delay.

Um, why can't I spell homonyms correctly when typing quickly?!?

The Magician card warns that you're taking an unexpected risk.

When people where no underwear, they call it going "commando". Where did that phrase come from?

Sagittarius, the sign of the Centaur, prompts you to forge ahead no matter what the cost.

Everything's going to be okay ... right?

You've rolled the Number Fourteen: a friend's help will get you through.

Will I ever be happy?

You've selected the Ten of Diamonds: be on your guard.

Home or away? Should I stay or should I go?

You've selected the Three of Hearts: it will change your image.

Why am I writing such corny jokes lately?

You've rolled a Three: you will succeed according to your wish.

will jakob neilsen ever chill out and relax?

A Solar Eclipse hints of an unexpected ending.

Just what, exactly, do you think you're doing?

You've rolled Snake Eyes: it's time to settle your debts.

Will the weather permit me to leave my air off until June?

At the bottom of your Teacup is a bird shape: look outside your inner circle.

Does sunshine on my shoulders /really/ make me happy?

You've rolled Number Four, which indicates you might be unhappy with the outcome.

Will she ever move on with her life and leave my boyfriend alone?

You've selected the Queen of Diamonds: be careful what you wish for.

What's for lunch tomorrow?

The card you've chosen is the Jack of Clubs: yes, but only with the assistance from a loved one.

Does Heather really know how to speak French and not French-Canadian?

You've rolled an Eleven: give it a rest.

Where did I leave my pants?

The Crystal Ball depicts an empty purse: don't be greedy.

How many apples are in a barrell of grapes?

You've selected the Three of Diamonds: nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Why do my "friends" dislike me?

You've selected the Eight of Diamonds: be more loving and you will be rewarded.

What the hell is he building in there?

You've rolled a Number Four, which indicates you might be unhappy with the outcome.

Does Peter love me?

The Palm Reader observes a square palm and fingers: pay attention to the details.

should i move to portland, oregon?

Gemini, the sign of the twins, assures you can talk you way into it.

Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

You've drawn the Prince of Pentacles: tell it like it is.

Am I gonna get fired AGAIN?

A roll of number Seventeen means success depends on perseverance.

Will there ever be webstandards for all?

You've drawn the Ace of Wands. Do you have to be in charge? If not, step aside.

will we attack tonight?

Jupiter, the planet of abundance, blesses you with a yes answer.

Was I wrong for telephoning Tatianna?

The Psychic senses you are not ready for the answer.

Should I choose the creatively-engaging yet potentially unstable and low-paying job or the not-so-engaging but stable and high-paying job for my future?

Neptune, the planet of illusion, warns that you will be deceived if you follow through.

I have a cut on my hand. Is it infected?

You've drawn the Dearth card: what appears to be out of reach is anything but.

Does Heather Champ /really/ love me, or is she just /saying/ that?

You've selected the Ace of Spades: try to live without it.

Should I go with static HTML pages, or .asp with SSI?

You've drawn the King of Swords: someone else will have the last word.

What is the real way to add true size to your penis--Naturally?

The Palm Reader observes a mystic cross in the palm: have faith.

Should my wife quit her job and have a baby?

Cancer, the Sign of the Crab, warns you to keep your intentions to yourself.

how many likes does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

You've drawn the Six of Hearts: go for it, but be kind to others along the way.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

The Psychic advises you to make an offer and see what happens.

am i with the right person now or not?

The Stars say yes - if you will respect yourself in the morning.

Should we read something into Mlle. Champ's choice of words with which her surname rhymes?

A flower has appeared among the Tea Leaves: take a fresh approach.

will i marry?

You've selected the Eight of Diamonds: be more loving and you will be rewarded.

How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?

The Wheel of Fortune card assures you it will come to pass.

Is sitting on the kitchen table eating cupcakes necessarily such a bad thing?

The Psychic foresees unexpected travel related to your question.

Should I refinance my mortgage?

You've drawn the Prince of Swords: watch for unexpected turns in the road.

Will I ever get it right?

You've selected the Ten of Diamonds: be on you guard.

Why is my cat viciously attacking her own tail with both teeth and claws.

Libra, the sign of the Scales, counsels you to consider another's feelings.

Does Michael regret that we never got together?

You've rolled a Twelve: it will nourish your soul.

will i find peace

You've drawn the High Priestess card: only you can answer this question.

Will I ever finish my freaking thesis?

Scorpio, the sign of the Scorpion, indicates there's nothing to worry about.

will I be part of a "Reduction in headcount"?

Pluto urges you to embrace the consequences.

Should I move out?

The Psychic foresees unexpected travel related to your question.

What's that over there?

The Palm Reader has analyzed Neptune's rocking horse: a change of perspective is in order.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

The Palm Reader sees a fork in the life line: you'll be happy either way.

Why do bad things happen to good people?

A roll of Sixteen reveals the answer is yes, but only if you get to it immediately.

Is there anything grape-like or nut-like about Grape Nuts�?

At the bottom of your cup is the shape of an umbrella: you have more options than you know.

Why do drive-up ATM's have braille on the keyboard?

According to the Palm Reader, the Jupiter (index) finger indicates you need to tone it down.

is it okay to not get back to normal>

The Psychic suggests you think it through.

Why are earwigs called...earwigs

You've drawn the High Priestess card: only you can answer this question.

Do I move to LA? SF? NYC? or stay in DC? (and is that actually four questions? I'm not too keen on how this stuff works)

The Crystal ball indicates you'll get a lucky break.

Will I be safe on my upcoming trip to the Bay Area?

You've drawn the Nine of Diamonds: appreciate things as they are.

Should I cross the picket line?

You've selected the Five of Clubs: try it at least once.

will i live?

You've drawn the Jack of Hearts: don't plan ahead - if it's meant to be, it will just happen.

Will I get the job?

The Heavenly Planets warn that the risks are great, but success will be yours.

Is there anybody really out there?

The Psychic has spoken: not this year.

where did you leave your keys?

Leo, the sign of the Lion, urges you to enjoy the limelight while it lasts.

Does she really like me, or is she just after my CD collection?

The Psychic advises you to consult a faraway relative for advice.

Rik! *Gasp* How 1996 of you. I should explain. I was in a meeting where a participant derided "that is so six months ago!" Hello? Six months ago? Get a grip. Rik, baby, revel in your drop shadows.

Jason found this marvelous mirror self-portrait taken at the South Pole. I've spoken with Sandy Colhoun and he said that he'll submit it to the Mirror Project. We're keeping our fingers crossed.

Yesterday? Questions answered.

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