Heather Champ 101
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- A low-growing Eurasian shrub (Calluna vulgaris*) growing in dense masses and having small evergreen leaves and clusters of small, bell-shaped pinkish-purple flowers. Also called ling.
- A name I share it with some wonderful women.
- Heather is a fine name. Unfortunately, I've always felt that I've been lacking in the necessary Heather physical attributes having grown up in the shadow (actually, shadows is more appropriate) of Heathers Locklear and Thomas.
champ
- A champion.** Champion? That's Steve.
- This is where things get dicey. Champ. Spelling?
See - aitch - eeeh - em - pee.
Champ. Rhymes with damp and other fine amp-ending words. Champ. Not Chan, Chang, Chance or Chant. Champ. Sounds easy, no? You'd be surprised what arrives in the mail.
Heather Tramp? Who's been telling tales?
* Vulgaris? I like that.
** I'd just like to say that winning isn't everything and this isn't sour grapes because I've never won anything. Winning is for losers. It isn't whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game. Right?
Fuck you.
Yesterday? Stumpy.
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