Unpublished photograph from a series for Digital Web

"Do your best." Add that to the list of phrases that will instantaneously get my back up. Do my best? What the fuck do you think I've been doing? "Do your best" now resides next to "relax" (pronounced re-laaaaaaxxxx!), proffered many years ago by a mother of the bride as she drunkenly stumbled towards the dias. The Web Color KiloChart. "Maybe it's time for a really big box of crayons." If you enjoyed Chieka vs. Ben Brown, you might enjoy the outtakes (mpg - the Real version was crap).