Fuck is a mighty fine word. When strung together like pearls, as in "fuckity-fuck-fuck," fuck aptly paints a picture of the state of Heather Champ.

I sometimes, well mostly, forget that while fuck might tumble uninhibited from my lips like water droplets from a leaky faucet, the rest of the world is more civil. Could we all agree that fuck is no longer a naughty, four letter unmentionable? It would make my life a little easier and I could divest myself of the guilt of fouling polite society. You could benefit! Just think, the next time [insert bozo name here] acts like an idiot, you might call him/her a "fuckwit." This is merely a single example...there are others, but I'll leave it at that. And yes, I have The F-Word*. * Amazon: "Buy this book [The F-Word] with Who Cut the Cheese: A Cultural History of the Fart today!"