A tragedy in three acts

Act I
You never know how often you pick your nose until you have a nostril pierced.

Call me "thwarted nose picker Champ."
Act II
That small container of sauce tucked in the corner of your vegetable, tofu and Hong Kong style noodle lunch?

Do not jam your finger in and taste to determine the flavour.
Act III
Small dogs may have small poo, but it's still just as stinky.



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