1. In the event of any emergency here at harrumph!, the panel above your computer will pop open revealing a few unattractive but life saving mask. We were thinking hot pink or lime green, but safety experts thought otherwise and selected cadmium orange light. It's a fine colour, though it clashes with most browns and some purples. 2. Pull the mask sharply towards you to initiate the flow of oxygen. That arrow? It's pointing to Mr Happy* who might not be so happy at this particular moment. 3. Place the strap over your head. Remember, this is an emergency and now is not the time to quibble whether or not your "do" will suffer. You've got bigger problems to worry about. (see #5) 4. Secure the mask firmly by pulling the tabs outward. The arrows indicate that your ears stick out. There's surgery for that. 5. Hervé Villechaize will appear beside you, which is rather remarkable because he's dead. We're not sure why and our developers assure us that this is a "feature" and not a "bug" of the harrumph! safety system.

Davezilla curates the Mirror Project with These are the Daves of our Lives. 28mm.org launches with Issue #1. Found photos at Look At Me. [via k10k] Rabbit rabbit! I've returned home to at least $452 worth of fraudulent charges on my Amex. A little something from a laptopmania.com for $432 and a long distance calling card purchased online from RNK Telecom. Amateurs! Previous fraud experienced includes $500 worth of steak and a $4,000 telephone bill during the Gulf War. Here's a tip: Never ever ever ever use a calling card in Penn Station or similar edifice. The fuckers are watching you! * penis, penis, penis. Who wants to miss an opportunity to use the "P" word?