THERE WAS AN OLD WOMAN WHO HAD THREE BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS.MEN'S HEADS TURNED WHEN HER DAUGHTERS WALKED BY AND FEARING FOR THEIR SAFETY, SHE TURNED THEM INTO LEMONS.THE OLD WOMAN KEPT THE FRIGHTENED LEMON DAUGHTERS IN HER POCKETS, ROLLING THEM CONTINUOUSLY IN HER HANDS TO CALM THEM.ONE DAY SHE INADVERTENTLY DROPPED A LEMON AND WATCHED IN HORROR AS IT ROLLED TO THE FOOT OF A BURLY TOWNSMAN.STOOPING, HE PULLED A LONG KNIFE FROM HIS POCKET AND BEGAN TO PEEL THE LEMON.HIS LOOK OF COMPLACENCY WAS QUICKLY REPLACED WITH FEAR AS THE LEMON DAUGHTERS BLOOD RAN RED OVER HIS FINGERS.THE OLD WOMAN SAT AND WEPT, CRADLING HER TWO REMAINING LEMON DAUGHTERS.
The Lemon Daughters revisited


Caroline van Oosten de Boer curates the Mirror Project with "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!"

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Galaxy Girls tonight!

Mockerybird is back!

Noah is back!
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