Forget the "pineapple under the sea," who's more anatomically correct? Camera envy: "If you open up Special Photo Mission Action Man's back, there's space for a 110 film inside him. The lens is embedded in his chest, and the shutter button's on his shoulder. With no viewfinder as such, it's a hard camera to aim, but otherwise it's about as good as any 110 camera! ... I forget why his trousers were pulled down." Jeremy Dennis Vogon: Robin and Kate. Brendon sent me this bandwidth theft hilarity after my own recent trials.