When I am Queen, my second decree (the first being the whole toilet paper thing) shall be to outlaw all motorcades during daylight hours.

Motorcades will be banished to roam the streets during the darkest hours, stopping for even the smallest insect.

Actually, the whole deal shall be moot as I'll outlaw warmonger, fat-ass, gasbag politicians. They'll be reassigned.

It shall be their job to ensure that everyone complies with my first decree.

When I am Queen!