Archive
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September 2002
10,000,
Kick start your career,
Sagging tits,
When I am Queen III,
When I am Queen II,
Rather small alien,
Bitched back II,
Scary clown/Bitched back,
Pixelated woman,
Dildo,
Spoon rings,
Lucky spoons on market,
You're invited,
Public announcement about Fray Day and Penis Envy,
Remembering what was before,
Playing tourist on the Circle Line,
Burning Man 2002: Year of the Vogon,
Anatomically correct Sponge Bob,
Undercover Angel,
Playa drummer, Lily Pad, Dave's shoes, and
Playa: Home again, home again.
August 2002
Surfer girl,
Mirror Project Gallery intermission,
I can see you!,
Scary children a la Village of the Damned,
Big baby and people who never remember that they've met you,
Peace lies not in the world, Grasshopper. But in the man who walks the path.,
Blurry man,
Hello Dolly and Act V,
Davezilla vs. Godzilla,
A Saturday afternoon in Dolores Park and Mirror Project musings,
Man and Vagina Monologues,
Let's talk about sex,
Alligator and Dick Cheney,
Not Tigger and Chieka,
Green Glads and a bed of grass,
His master's voice and
Thief's gallery and Ed's thoughts on SF flicks.
July 2002
Thief's gallery continued,
Merlin Mann's Thief's Gallery,
How many rays in your sunshine?,
Feather,
Heather Champ is Queen of the Known Universe,
Vogue,
In a cabin in a wood...,
A tour through present day Cole Valley as seen through The Dead Pool (1988),
Chain link and feathers,
A multiplicity of Lemonheads,
Systems check complete.,
Press Release: "Heather Champ Wednesday will undergo a colonoscopy",
The Lemon Daughters,
Are my feet smelly?,
Creepy guy and numbers,
Princess (just for today),
Hottie at the Exploratorium,
Speedy Tigger = optical illusion,
Eamon at DQ,
Pier 45, San Francisco,
Nothing of importance happened today,
Little Farm, Tilden Park,
Eamon and
(I am) Canadian.
June 2002
Ocean Beach,
Pirate store boy,
A portrait of a cold,
Thumbsucker & "An inscription at the library of the
San Pedro monastery in Barcelona",
Walking through the Sunset Tunnel,
Kate & Apache,
A Gift of Rabbits,
Volvo & four,
Mickey & security gate,
Dummies, Theo & Nate, Haight Street, San Francisco,
Shades and shapes of green in Cole Valley,
She rolls in it,
Shadows, Haight Street Fair, San Francisco,
Wedding Belles,
Pale door,
Blue fence,
8th & Bryant,
Haight Street Fair,
The Mirror Project one year anniversary,
Zavitz Hall circa 1985,
The Pope, Florence, 1986,
Feeding the ducks, Victoria Park, Kitchener, 1983,
Buddha and
In case of emergency.
May 2002
Take flight,
At the gallery,
Feather Heather,
Three way,
Unfortunate photograph #1,653,
Ow,
Bay to Breakers,
100 days,
Happy Birthday Derek,
See you in hell, fucker!,
The earth moved, baby!,
Au revoir Mother's Day,
Orphaned shoes,
Two truths and a lie,
A tragedy in three acts,
Tignacious C,
Stalking,
An ode to fuck,
Padlock and
Futura.
April 2002
Telephone pole,
Happy birthday to me,
Cala lily,
Where are the clowns?,
Danger Will Robinson!,
harrumph! Nutrition Facts,
Earth Day,
Fuckers!,
Chieka and the sweater coat,
Poem Tag,
Allegro non troppo,
Little HO,
Big baby,
Chieka vs. Ben Brown,
Cat dogs,
Chairs, chairs, chairs!,
The "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard" Virtual Book Tour! and
Parma wall.
Old style:
Remembering II,
Owie,
Sunset over 80,
Knock knock, and
Hello fuckers....
March 2002
Height challenged: Anil,
A really big cock,
Poisson d'avril,
Diamonds are a girls best friend,
Rusty bumper,
Boy pog,
I can dance,
Twenty billboards,
Lucky charm,
Weenie,
Beware indeed,
What is real?,
Suggestive vegetation,
International Women's Day,
Shiny Mirror Project schwag,
She hides in the light,
Trash on 8th Street,
Profondo Rosso,
and
Blame Canada (again).
February 2002
Towel,
Road trip,
I spy,
Fuck it!,
Tormenting Prada,
Hoopla heaven,
2002 2002 2002,
Mothman Moroni,
Working with children and animals,
Nice kitty,
Poopy heads,
V-day,
Nostril girl,
Visitation,
Embrace the stupid II,
Heather Champ 101,
Stumpy,
Gorgon.
January 2002
Frost,
People who have dogs hierachy,
Commando pup,
4000!,
Are you a sucker?,
Fire!,
Ghosts,
Let's talk about sex, baby,
Broken glass and Bobby,
Is it time?,
Haight face,
They're here,
Dog sweater,
Free willy,
Sometimes I feel like a nut,
Dear webmaster,
Just duck, and
Here's your flying car.
December 2001
Rabbit rabbit!,
Along came a spider,
A holiday tale in three parts,
Ten tips for curing the holiday blues,
A selection of New Year cards,
harrumph! anniversary raffle,
Carrots carrots!,
2001, an odyssey after all,
Antenna decorations,
Santarchy,
Northern California winter,
It's the hat or me, baby!,
La Spezia Still Life,
Naughty? Nice?,
Toronto Fall,
I'd like to be under the sea,
The Scream,
Web weirdoes, and
World AIDS Day.
November 2001
Bathe baby,
3,187 words,
Gay Divorcee,
Geek gifts,
Your highly personalized holiday weekend weather update,
Terrible beauty,
Big one,
What is it?,
Sweethearts,
Perfect rice,
Sales of comfort foods soar,
If the shoe fits,
Unhappy mutant,
Urban triptychs, and
Golf is evil.
October 2001
An announcement,
Where's Rudi?,
Nicole Collins,
Heather Chimp,
Big, scary babies,
Waiter, there's a [insert object] ...,
Coping with stress,
Urban Dream Capsule,
Limited Edition Paintings,
Steeple Chase,
Calla,
Commercials,
Tennis anyone?,
Shiny fish,
Widgets, widgets, widgets,
Crossing the Bay Bridge,
Chieka, what big ears you have,
Embrace the stupid,
Piggies,
Inventors,
Dragon,
Remembering,
The Squashes,
Questions answered II,
Questions answered, and
Chrome.
September 2001
Spam of the week,
Reading hygiene,
Photographs from Burning Man,
Star spangled taffy,
Sexy woman,
World pees,
New York New York,
Feather,
No,
No words,
Wonder twins,
Zero to sixy,
The penultimate U, and
No.
August 2001
A few favourites,
My ass,
Pining for you,
HBO weirdness,
Oscar and the dog park,
I'm a little teapot, short and stout,
One minute on 4th,
Avalanche,
The end of the world,
Wild Man ears and nose,
When I am Queen II,
Neapolitan,
Junkie,
Certain death,
Pooche eye view,
Caffeine, and
Das boot.
July 2001
Rabbit, rabbit,
Trash,
Calla Lily,
Dance Dance Revolution,
All things toilet paper,
When I am Queen,
Instant content,
Briefly,
Mojitoes, baby,
0 for 6,
Big Yellow Taxi,
Jesus shaves,
Kaput,
ASCII art,
Process is the point,
An illustrated 'These aren't the droids you're looking for II',
The off-color word for dung or Shit Happens IV,
Dog park adventures (part one),
Media Values,
Nothing of importance,
Low self-esteem theatre,
Pink man, and
The Maple Leaf Forever.
June 2001
Wingspan,
"Lishen shweetheart...",
Strike,
Do-it-yourself nose job,
Priceless,
Booger girl,
Juvenalia,
Spread 'em,
Cheezey,
Exercises for the bust,
Freak,
Jezebel is five,
The counter at The Pork Store,
Spam-o-rama-lama-ding-dong II,
Do you cowboy?,
It's all good,
You lunatic of shit,
Soon,
Happiness, and
By any other name.
May 2001
I lost my brain,
Corrections,
I'm so very tired,
Lucky cat?,
Princess not so bright,
Harvey Keitel explained,
Take flight,
All Thoroughbreds Hate Cheapness,
Anatomical uncertainty, or, cold butt,
Lorem ipsum love,
Frech - D!,
Bastards, bastards, bastards,
Lucky vs. not-lucky vs. unlucky,
Panda-monium in Washington!,
Ordinary women,
Curmudgeon in the making,
The eighties,
My last intelligent post,
These aren't the droids you're looking for,
A murder of crows and
Last night I had the strangest dream.
April 2001
Loud food,
PC envy,
Joker,
Running alongside,
Fruit cake,
Self-Portraits,
Canuck quack,
Dymo devil,
Bit parts,
Locusts,
FOJM update,
Corn dog recall,
Consumer kvetching,
Big numbers,
Zap!,
Rumplestilstkin!,
Remain calm II,
Remain calm? and
Red Planet, missing luggage and ice.
March 2001
And so...,
Close your eyes and think of England,
Here to there,
What? Me Worry?,
About? A boot? Get it?,
Hit me with that Old Lady Hair,
Where have all the Dot Coms gone? (with apologies to Pete Seeger,
Adventures in thin walls,
Blue skies,
Creamy ecstasy,
To the moon,
The slipper strategy,
Hear no evil or see no evil,
Oh! Daddy-0!,
The big hole.
February 2001
Delegation,
Sing-A-Long,
Insensitive,
Camera bug,
Shitty gifts,
Beam me up,
Dreaming of David Siegel,
Fiddle twiddle pick bang,
The Cut Direct,
Life in Letterbox,
I'm OK, you're OK,
Theory of life II,
Theory of life,
Cry baby,
Bad dates,
How now brown cow?,
The rabbit died,
Birds & bees & change,
Spam-o-rama-lama-ding-dong,
Roots,
Susan Lucci.
January 2001
Sinking feeling,
Comfort food,
Plate tectonics,
Real life,
Choo choo,
Queen of denial,
Mrs. Malaprop,
Kicking kick ass,
SSSsss!,
Sex toys,
Personal space,
Be a beacon,
Inner geek II,
Inner geek,
Kick ass,
Parking pout,
Extreme crafts,
Poopy diapers,
Panty hosed,
Pig sty,
Cast Away,
Resolve this, and
A new year.
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December 2000
2001!, What women don't want, Follow the Pink Rabbit, The camp song from hell, Things that go bump, Ho ho ho, Adventures in dog sitting, Tis the season to be jolly, Remember, Counting down.
November 2000
My grandmother, Inspiration, Craig Newmark is not a dildo, Toilet paper trauma, Inside, outside, upside down, The little bastards, FOJM in the New Yorker.
October 2000
Halloween, Do I look fat?, Feeling perky?, The return of potty mouth, Pooh-sonality!, Candy land, Microsoft made me cry, Penis Envy II.
September 2000
I'm a loser, Behind the Curtain, Fray Day 4, Shit Happens II, Cryptonomicon, Dance Dance Revolution, Change, Guardian angels.
August 2000
There is no Heather, only Satan!, Calendar girl, Yawn poking, I'm not a trail guide, Bardi.
July 2000
Door to door tech support by the Jehovah Witnesses, It's a small world hell, The seventies redux, Finding money, Evil itch.
June 2000
Croissant crisis, Dropping things in the toilet, Pac Bell hell, Marco Polo, Karmic justice, Playground rules, Write a note to the one you love.
May 2000
Counting cherry pits, Snow bird, Bond girl name, The yearbook blurb, Barbara Cartland died, Veen-da-loo, The fear stick, A few thoughts about email.
April 2000
Getting older, E.coli, E.coli and even more E.coli, Moving, Packing hell, So naive.
March 2000
SXSW, Van Gogh's boat, Never, Bruce's loo.
Pre-Blogger (hand coded goodness):
March 2000 16 - 22
March 2000 01 - 10
February 2000 16 - 29
February 2000 01 - 15
January 2000 16 - 31
January 2000 01 - 15
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Photographs
Everyone takes photographs.
Here are a few of mine.
Burning Man 2001
Frost
Visitation
"A very small token of my affection"
SXSW 2001
A month in photographs
The Photo Sticker Booth Project
Behind The Curtain
Bardi 2000
Gaz Metropolitan
Stories
Everyone has at least one story to tell.
Here are a few of mine.
Loss of Innocence
The Lemon Daughters
Girl drink drunk
random rothko 5k
Penis Envy
Sin
Fuck you
Joshua Tree
Elsewhere
Here it is, baby! A complete listing of my adventures elsewhere.
{fray} a year of stories
pixelview
Netspace interview
Photoshop Tennis
WebPeople
freshfroot selection (no longer online)
Schism Matrix
Nervous Industries
Blogs can put your secrets on the Web, Montreal Gazette (no longer online)
NikonNet Links (no longer online)
Raw Shift
20 things
The Head Project (no longer online)
Heroticism: Hero Worship
1000journals entry.
WebReview: SXSW 2001
Davezilla' Anagram Interview
Hacking k10k (no longer online)
A List Apart: Decline and Fall
Web Trumps
waferbaby > fusion > on the run (no longer online)
waferbaby > tracks (no longer online)
day without {fray}
Osil8: press nothing to continue
{fray} i voted
the women zinester survey
wrongwaygoback
the webtype.org interview
write like a champ
the waferbaby interview
conform
the speech therapy interview (no longer online)
the internet brothers interview
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Current
Favourites
Mirror Project intermission
Davezilla vs. Goliath Godzilla
The Thief's Gallery
Lemonheads
Twenty billboards
Frost
Burning Man
Recent Elsewhere
The Mirror Project meets
O, The Oprah Magazine
SXSW: Reflections on the Web
with Heather Champ
Fray Cafe 2
ickle.org
Otherwise
A little info
Email
* Thou shalt not flirt with smooth talker.
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Heather Champ
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