When I am Queen IV

"Colour Specialists:"
Colour Specialists (CS) in San Francisco will have to undergo rigorous training in all aspects of colour theory, especially areas involving appropriate colour palettes that swaddle the exteriors of human habitations.

Colour palettes that include bright peach or any shade of acid, yellow lemon will be first applied to the home of the CS for six months. If after that time, the CS still insists on using these colours, all immediate members of his or her family (children and pets will not be spared) will be dyed a lovely shade of blue.


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