I'm sure you hep cats are taking these funky Windows Messaging Service spams in stride. Moi? Well, let's just say that the two I received managed to worm their way into subconscious to the point of spawning evil stalker dreams. I so need to get my ass out of PC land. [links via Derek and Lance]

Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel. I'll take an E.

It's too early to say whether Chieka's been naughty or nice, but I know what's at the top of her list.