So, Tigger's a daddy. Not a recent one, more of the deadbeat variety. This news was delivered on the weekend, via email from the owner of one "Sammy Joe". Course upon reading the words Sammy Joe, my mind instantly spiraled to thoughts of Heather Locklear, big hairdos1 and the bad outfits of Dynasty2 , but we're not talking of that Sammy Joe. No, Sammy Joe was sired by Tigger3 back in his other life, during his studly years. Apparently, Sammy Joe looks very much like Tigger, but with longer hair. Sounds so deliciously cute that my teeth might rot and fall from my mouth from the sheer sweetness. Long hair? You know that flashback episode of the Simpsons where Homer still has a full head of hair? Like that? If more offspring creep from the woodwork, Tigger might be an ideal Springer candidate, mumbling about "the bitches" and trying to hide his assets in offshore accounts. Let's hope it doesn't come to that. 1 The higher the hair, the closer to God? These "ladies" must have been floating with the angels. 2 Dynasty night was our special night at University. We'd sit around pounding back cocktails like Rye and Ginger or vodka and whatever fruit like beverage might be present, and then head over to the Bullring to dance off the after effects of too much Alexis Carrington and liquor. 3 aka Tiny Mite's Tanner (retired Canadian Champion)