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Sent: Friday, February 18, 2000 4:09 PM
Subject: FW: THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME

SEX & THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME
According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your
sexual identity... What do you think?

-A-
You are not particularly romantic, but you are nterested in action. You
mean business.  With you, what you see is what you get.  You have no patience
for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy,
cute, demure, and subtly enticing.  You are an up front person. When it comes
to sex, it's action that counts not obscure hints.  Your mate's physical
attractiveness is important to you.  You find the chase and challenge of
the "hunt" invigorating.  You are passionate and sexual as well as being
much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around
advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern.

-B-
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality.  You enjoy being romanced, wined,
and dined.  You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the
affection of your lover.  You want to be pampered and know how to pamper
your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments and
particularly when it comes to lovemaking.  You  will hold off until
everything meets with your approval.  You can control your appetite and
abstain from sex if need be. You require new sensations and experiences.
You are willing to experiment.

-C-
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a
relationship.  You require closeness and togetherness.  You must be able to
talk to your sex partner before, during, and after.  You want the object
of your affection to be socially acceptable and good looking.  You see
your lover as a friend and companion.  You are very sexual and sensual,
needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you.  When this cannot
be achieved, you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual
activity.  You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.

-D-
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam
ahead in pursuit.  You do not give up your quest easily.  You are
nurturing and caring.  If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are
highly sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense in your  involvement, sometimes
possessive and jealous.  Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed. You are
stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open.

-E-
Your greatest need is to talk.  If your date is not a good listener, you
have trouble relating.  A person must be intellectually stimulating or
you are not interested sexually.  You need a friend for a lover and a
companion for a bedmate.  You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do
enjoy a good argument once in a while it seems to stir things up.  You
flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important than the sexual act for you,
but once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. When you
don't have a good lover to fall asleep with, you will fall asleep with a
good book. (Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book.)


-F-
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You
look for the very best mate you can find.  You are a flirt, yet once
committed, you are very loyal.  You are sensuous, sexual, and privately
passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You
are born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are your favorite fantasy pastime.
You can be a very generous lover.

-G-
You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover.
You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one
who can enhance your status.  You are sensuous and know how to reach the
peak of erotic stimulation, because you work at it meticulously.
You can be extremely active sexually  that is, when you find the time.
Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else.
You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to a lover, but no trouble
getting close sexually.

-H-
You seek a mate who can enhance your reputation and earning ability.
You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a commitment.
Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment,
though, you tend to be frugal in your spending and dating habits and equally
cautious in your sexual involvement.  You are a sensual and patient lover.

-I-
You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... Even worshipped. You enjoy
luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You look for lovers who know
what they are doing.  You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur
wants a tutor.  You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied.
You are willing to experiment and try new modes of sexual expression.  You bore
easily and thus require sexual adventure and change. You are more sensual than
sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.


-J-
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love.  Having a partner
is of paramount importance to you.  You are free in your expression of love
and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners,
provided it's all in good taste.  Brains turn you on.  You must feel that your
partner is Intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult
to sustain the relationship.  You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining
to know that you're being appreciated.

-K-
You are totally fucking marvelous!

-L-
You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow you believe that to love means to
suffer.  You wind up serving your mate or attracting people who have unusual
troubles.  You see yourself as yourlover's savior. You are sincere, passionate,
lustful, and dreamy. You can't help falling in love. You fantasize and get turned
on by movies and magazines.  You do not tell others of this secret life, nor of
your sexual fantasies.

-M-
You are emotional and intense.  When involved in a relationship, you throw your
entire being into it.  Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are
all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense.  You believe
in total sexual freedom.  You are willing to try anything and everything.  Your
supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate.

-N-
You are crap in bed.

-O-
You are very interested in sexual activities yet  secretive and shy about
your desires.  You can re-channel much of your sexual energy into making
money and/or seeking power.  You can easily have extended periods of celibacy.
You are a passionate, compassionate, sexual lover, requiring the same qualities
from your mate.  Sex is serious business; thus you demand intensity diversity,
and are willing to try anything or anyone.  Sometimes your passions turn to
possessiveness, which must be kept in check.

-P-
You are very conscious of social proprieties.  You  wouldn't think of doing
anything that might harm your image or reputation.  Appearances count, therefore,
you require a good-looking partner.  You also require  an intelligent partner.
Oddly enough, you may view  your partner as your enemy; a good fight stimulates
those sex vibes.  You are free of sexual hang-ups. You are willing to experiment
and try new ways of doing things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy
flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.

-Q-
You require constant activity and stimulation.  You  have tremendous physical
energy.  It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you, sexually or otherwise.
You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people of other ethnic
groups.  You need romance, hearts and flowers, and lots of conversation to turn
you on and keep you going.

-R-
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual.  You need someone who can
keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal the smarter the better.
You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However,
physical attractiveness is very important to you.  You have to be proud of your
partner.  You are privately very sexy, but you do not bed, you are willing to
serve as teacher.  Sex is important; you can be a very demanding playmate.

-S-
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy.  You are very sexy, sensual, and
passionate, but you do not let on to this.  Only in intimate privacy will
this part of your nature reveal itself.  When it gets down to the nitty-gritty,
you are an expert. You know all the   little tricks of the trade, can play any
role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around.
You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along.

-T-
You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you like a partner
who takes the lead.  Music, soft lights and romantic thoughts turn you on.
You fantasize, but do not tend to fall in and out of love easily.  When in love,
you are romantic, idealistic, mushy, and extremely intense.  You enjoy having
your senses and your feelings stimulated, titillated, and teased. You are a
great flirt.  You can make your relationships fit your dreams, oftentimes all
in your own head.

-U-
You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love. When not in love, you are
in love with love, always looking for someone to adore.  You see romance as
a challenge.  You are a roamer and need adventure, excitement, and freedom.
You deal in potential relationships.  You enjoy giving gifts and enjoy seeing
your mate looking good.  Your sex drive is strong and you desire instant
gratification.  You are willing to put your partner's pleasures above your own.

-V-
You are individualistic, and you need freedom, space, and excitement. You
wait until you know someone well before committing yourself.  Swing someone
means psyching him/ her out.  You feel a need to get into his head to see what
makes him/ her tick.  You are  attracted to eccentric types.  Often there is
an age difference between you and your lover. You respond to danger, thrills,
and suspense.  The gay scene turns you on, even though you yourself may not be
a participant.

-W-
You are very proud, determined, and you refuse to  take no for an answer when
pursuing love.  Your ego is at stake.  You are romantic, idealistic, and often
in love with love itself, not seeing your partner as he or she really is.
You feel deeply and throw all of yourself into your relationships. Nothing is
too good for your lover.  You enjoy playing love games.

-X-
You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly.  You can handle more
than one relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You
talk while you make love.  You can have the greatest love affairs, all by
yourself, in your own head.

-Y-
You are sexual, sensual, and very independent.  If you can't have it your
way, you will forgo the whole thing.  You want to control your relationships,
which doesn't always work out too well.  You respond to physical stimulation,
enjoy necking and spending hours just touching, feeling and exploring.
However, if you can spend your time making money, you will give up the pleasures
of the flesh for the moment.  You need to prove to yourself and your partner
what a great lover you are. You want feedback on your performance.  You are
an open, stimulating, romantic bedmate.

-Z-
For you, it is business before pleasure.  If you are in any way bothered by
career, business, or money concerns, you find it very hard to relax and get
into the mood.  You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and are capable
of much sensuality. But you never lose control of your emotions. You are very
careful and cautious before you give your heart away and your body, for that
matter.  Once you make the commitment, though, you stick like glue.

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